Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Anna Nicole Lives!


Remember a few months back, when news of that Anna Nicole-Smith biopic leaked? We had such high hopes for its realisation, and it looks like all our best dreams have come true!

It seems the movie was leaked online last week. I say 'leaked'; according to Four Four the tags associated with the torrent file don't suggest any kind of DVD ripping process, which might mean that the whole thing was tossed online for want of nowhere else to go.

I haven't had a chance to look at it yet (throat infection got me down *cough, wheeze etc.*) but, if the below summary of the basic themes of the story is anything to go by, then I'll be kicking this pesky infection double-time and setting aside two hours of my life for the most enjoyable cinematic experience imaginable.



I love how the TV channel at the 3:00 mark is called "Chan'. I SERIOUSLY need to see this film. "Maybe they'll even make a movie about me" she narrates, with a wink. Ho ho ho, quite right Anna! Loving the constant repetition of 'titties'. Think I will begin randomly inserting it into conversation.

V annoyed that the themes trailer does not appear to suggest the presence of a detailed re-enactment of Anna's clown-face pram-pushing brain-fried videotape mushroom trip phase.

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